Selected Short Plays
(1M, 2F, 3E) means the cast is 1 Male 2 Female 3 Either One-Person Plays |
Selected Short Plays
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Cello? Are you there? (1F, 1M) (pdf) Most people, when their dad’s die, remember the good things about them. Baby girl, as long as you need help, I’m always going to be that voice in your head. Throwing Tomato Cans at the Jerks in the Farmer's Market (2F) (pdf) Arrogant assholes with their fresh organic grain fed locally produced no cage consciouslly farmed animal trap free tree hugged weeds asking five dollars for a fucking tomato. I'll rain cold tin down on their heads. Why are we aiming at Dave's stand? Because fuck Dave. My Ex-Girlfriend is the Centerfold (2M, 4F) (pdf) Every time, after sex, I would go to the bathroom and come back and he would have his phone out and watching Border Collies being rescued from Puppy Mills. He would be crying, and he’d want to be held. Every time. It doesn’t matter where we were. At home, in a parking lot, my parents bathroom. It didn’t matter. Until finally, I realized it was a larger metaphor for our relationship! Dropped Call (3F) (pdf) You have a call. From who? Your mother. My mother is dead. She says she forgives you. Echoes (4F, 1M) (pdf) An echo is your own sound coming back for you. What happens when your old grief finds you? Call Him 'Gene' (1M, 1F) (pdf) What if. What if what? What if you had a son? I don’t believe in speculation. Well let’s pretend. |
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